Fake friends: Knock on your door
Real friends: Come right in and announce themselves. "I'M HOME~"
Fake friends: Know a few things about you
Real friends: Could write a whole book about you
Fake friends: Help you up when you fall
Real friends: Laugh and shout "PILE UPPP"
Fake friends: Are for a while
Real friends: Are forever
Fake friends: Just read this
Real friends: Will put this on their pf